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07-November-2016 Monday
The collective noun for a group of baboons is congress. Explains a lot, doesn't it?

The collective noun for a group of baboons is congress. Explains a lot, doesn't it? - Baboons, USA, Politics, U.S. Congress, Congress

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Baboons Congress U.S. Congress Politics USA

07-November-2016 Monday
The main thing is to save face

The main thing is to save face - Face, Purchase

Face Purchase

07-November-2016 Monday
Marketing genius. Advertising for the sale of the house: "Quiet neighbors opposite"

Marketing genius. Advertising for the sale of the house: Quiet neighbors opposite - Sale, The gods of marketing, Cemetery

The gods of marketing Cemetery Sale

06-November-2016 Sunday
Banner "The sooner your ad gets here, the better." And these words inspire confidence...

Banner The sooner your ad gets here, the better. And these words inspire confidence... - Advertising, Longpost, Banner

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Banner Advertising

06-November-2016 Sunday
Meditation in Belarusian

Meditation in Belarusian - Potato, Meditation

Potato Meditation

06-November-2016 Sunday
When I try to fix something in the house with my own hands

When I try to fix something in the house with my own hands - House, Rukozhop

House Rukozhop

06-November-2016 Sunday
The saddest name for margarine: "Memories of butter"

The saddest name for margarine: Memories of butter - Margarine, Butter,

Margarine Butter Субститут

06-November-2016 Sunday
When meeting a girl at a bar, a guy gave her a card that said: "You're so hot that if you eat a piece of bread, you poop out toast."

When meeting a girl at a bar, a guy gave her a card that said: You're so hot that if you eat a piece of bread, you poop out toast. - Acquaintance, Compliment

Acquaintance Compliment

05-November-2016 Saturday
Burger King: "Fresh roast dogs are here"

Burger King: Fresh roast dogs are here - Dog, Burger King

Burger King Dog

05-November-2016 Saturday
And this graph shows what you can see if you look at a mountain range through a tennis racket.

And this graph shows what you can see if you look at a mountain range through a tennis racket. - Meeting, Schedule

Schedule Meeting

05-November-2016 Saturday
Strange, and why doesn't this work with mortgages?

Strange, and why doesn't this work with mortgages? - Guarantee, Confidence

Guarantee Confidence

05-November-2016 Saturday
A very necessary amulet for the house in case of an attack by Godzilla: "May Godzilla destroy this house last"

A very necessary amulet for the house in case of an attack by Godzilla: May Godzilla destroy this house last - Godzilla,

Godzilla Нападение монстра

05-November-2016 Saturday
"Don't worry, I'll keep your things, you better worry how to make friends now" - Cargo Shorts

Don't worry, I'll keep your things, you better worry how to make friends now - Cargo Shorts - Shorts, Nerd

Nerd Shorts

04-November-2016 Friday
I bought a mirror from an online ad, but there was no picture for it, I asked the seller to send a photo. Wasn't disappointed.

I bought a mirror from an online ad, but there was no picture for it, I asked the seller to send a photo. Wasn't disappointed. - Mirror, Online shopping

Mirror Online shopping

04-November-2016 Friday
And I work in this printing industry ... The inscription on the car: "DANGER! This car hates idiots"

And I work in this printing industry ... The inscription on the car: DANGER! This car hates idiots - Idiocy, Car, Polygraphy

Idiocy Car Polygraphy

04-November-2016 Friday
When everyone is bored, but I have fun

When everyone is bored, but I have fun - Family guy, I miss

Family guy I miss

04-November-2016 Friday
Ordered a burrito, asked for no olives, that's what was painted on the lid of the box

Ordered a burrito, asked for no olives, that's what was painted on the lid of the box - Olives, Order, Burrito

Burrito Order Olives

04-November-2016 Friday
That feeling when your boss is watching you at work

That feeling when your boss is watching you at work - Boss, Work, Bosses

Boss Bosses Work

02-November-2016 Wednesday
When you run into your ex in public but you have to act like nothing happened

When you run into your ex in public but you have to act like nothing happened - Arnold Schwarzenegger, Predator (film)

Arnold Schwarzenegger Predator (film)

01-November-2016 Tuesday
On the eve of New Year's corporate parties

On the eve of New Year's corporate parties - Corporate, Dancers

Corporate Dancers

31-October-2016 Monday
Darling came

Darling came - Salary, Roman Abramovich

Salary Roman Abramovich

22-September-2016 Thursday
It turns out that not everyone likes deer sweaters.

It turns out that not everyone likes deer sweaters. - AliExpress, Sweater with deers

AliExpress Sweater with deers

21-November-2015 Saturday
I never liked that smelly Milhouse...

Milhouse Van Houten The Simpsons

20-November-2015 Friday
Evona how...

Police Abduction

19-November-2015 Thursday
The power of faith

Dungeons & dragons faith Self-hypnosis Gathering

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