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06-November-2016 Sunday
When I try to fix something in the house with my own hands

06-November-2016 Sunday
The saddest name for margarine: "Memories of butter"

06-November-2016 Sunday
When meeting a girl at a bar, a guy gave her a card that said: "You're so hot that if you eat a piece of bread, you poop out toast."

05-November-2016 Saturday
Burger King: "Fresh roast dogs are here"

05-November-2016 Saturday
Win, damn...

05-November-2016 Saturday
Strange, and why doesn't this work with mortgages?

05-November-2016 Saturday
A very necessary amulet for the house in case of an attack by Godzilla: "May Godzilla destroy this house last"

05-November-2016 Saturday
"Don't worry, I'll keep your things, you better worry how to make friends now" - Cargo Shorts

05-November-2016 Saturday
Help me find out what the symbol means

04-November-2016 Friday
When you post a button accordion and hope that no one will notice and the post will go hot

04-November-2016 Friday
I bought a mirror from an online ad, but there was no picture for it, I asked the seller to send a photo. Wasn't disappointed.

04-November-2016 Friday
And I work in this printing industry ... The inscription on the car: "DANGER! This car hates idiots"

04-November-2016 Friday
That feeling when your boss is watching you at work

02-November-2016 Wednesday
When you run into your ex in public but you have to act like nothing happened

31-October-2016 Monday
Darling came

13-January-2016 Wednesday
Not Today (The Building Is on Fire)

21-November-2015 Saturday
I never liked that smelly Milhouse...

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