BeJIbIu comments

11-January-2021 Monday
Looking into the refrigerator is a reflex. We don’t want to eat, but we need to check if the light bulb is burnt out

09-January-2021 Saturday
– How do you feel about sex? - Yes, I owe him my life!

08-January-2021 Friday
- How much are the eggs? - Three at a time! - Rub it yourself!

07-January-2021 Thursday
An unfamiliar girl gets the wrong number and gets on my cell phone five times in a row, on the sixth time she says: “You’ve already got me, you asshole!”

05-January-2021 Tuesday
It surprises me a little that a dog is a man's friend. Couldn't the dog find anyone better to be his friend?

01-January-2021 Friday
A jealous husband is looking for his lover in the closet. Smart - things he didn't buy for his wife

29-December-2020 Tuesday
Working remotely is when you spend the whole day on social networks not in boots, but in house slippers

28-December-2020 Monday
People live as if they have a second life in reserve: they don’t drink, don’t smoke, have children, work three jobs

24-December-2020 Thursday
Get up, branded by the sofa


v20240901