Today I Fucked up, Translation
13-December-2023 Wednesday
Today I screwed up by giving myself a wine enema at a corporate party.
13-December-2023 Wednesday
Today I screwed up by drunk texting a guy I really like
12-December-2023 Tuesday
I screwed up by accidentally becoming the "star" of an adult movie and my wife found out about it
11-December-2023 Monday
I screwed up today by ending up in the shower with my future mother-in-law.
