Today I Fucked up, Translated by myself
06-February-2024 Tuesday
I screwed up today, embarrassing my dentist again.
01-February-2024 Thursday
I screwed up by buying everyone a genetic test and ruined everyone's Christmas.
31-January-2024 Wednesday
I screwed up today by going into combat mode after waking up from the anesthesia.
25-January-2024 Thursday
I screwed up today by listening to my wife without asking questions.
07-December-2023 Thursday
Today I screwed up - I told my girlfriend that she's not my type
30-November-2023 Thursday
Today I screwed up - I took off my wedding ring in the rocking chair
29-November-2023 Wednesday
Today I screwed up by buying an expensive coffee machine and making a terrible discovery.
27-November-2023 Monday
Today I screwed up - I showed my friend his double
26-November-2023 Sunday
Today I screwed up - I lost $1000 after listening to my cosmetologist
25-November-2023 Saturday
Today I screwed up - I told a girl that because she was overweight she was unattractive to me.
24-November-2023 Friday
Today I screwed up - I dropped the dog off at my kid's school
