01-March-2013 Friday
A few thousandth banknotes printed on a color printer will for a long time wean the mother-in-law from climbing into the pockets of her son-in-law ...
28-February-2013 Thursday
If a man has prepared dinner for you and the salad contains more than three ingredients, consider that he has serious intentions
19-February-2013 Tuesday
According to reports from Chelyabinsk, shop windows with household appliances and cell phones were especially affected by meteorites.
18-February-2013 Monday
If the rabbit is kept away from the rabbit for a month, and then put in front of the boa constrictor, then the boa constrictor will greatly regret it if it does not eat it right away!
15-February-2013 Friday
The whole depth of the relationship between the debtor and the creditor can be summarized in two phrases. - Yes, so you die. - May you live
12-February-2013 Tuesday
They say that in Israel there is a water delivery company that has an advertising slogan: "If there is no water in the tap ..."
07-February-2013 Thursday
The best way to test a man for fidelity is to ask a sleeping husband a question in the morning: - Will you go to yours, or will you stay with me?
06-February-2013 Wednesday
Women's and men's flirting is like gymnastics and football. Women go to the site to wave ribbons, and men specifically to score a goal
05-February-2013 Tuesday
And you didn’t notice that the female, I will be ready in 5 minutes, and the male, in 5 minutes I will be at home, the SAME and SAME
31-January-2013 Thursday
Everything has its pluses. Here, a neighbor’s dacha burned down ... Outside the city ... But now he has a cellar of baked potatoes and 4 boxes of boiled condensed milk
30-January-2013 Wednesday
Today I set up Wi-Fi for a real troll person. He asked to name the network FREE_Wi-Fi and came up with a password of 16 characters )))
