18-December-2012 Tuesday
Putin's message (summary): In general, this is our point. We work here, people know. I am Putin, these are my relatives, and who are you?
14-December-2012 Friday
- When is a woman too fat for sex? - When from above - you can’t resist, from behind - you can’t get it, and under - you don’t risk it.
12-December-2012 Wednesday
Putin demanded that the army stop celebrating Serdyukov's resignation already: - And if I leave, the whole country will go on a spree?!
07-December-2012 Friday
Mothers love their children more than fathers, because they are more sure that these are their children... Aristotle 384-322 BC
03-December-2012 Monday
I imagined that I had caught a goldfish, and it would grant any three of my wishes. And then I realized that in my head not a single decent thought
30-November-2012 Friday
Interview with a gynecologist: - What attracted you to this, in fact, very difficult profession? - Well, I don't know, romance, I guess...
19-November-2012 Monday
Odessa public house. The cashier of the institution shouts to the hostess: - Tsylichka, do not let the man from the 7th room finish, he slipped counterfeit money!
