Short subtle humor

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16-November-2012 Friday
I've been dating a guy for two years now. I get the feeling that I'm filming the movie "Drag him to the registry office"

14-November-2012 Wednesday
I always get on the scale with the cat. Depending on the result, either he is a gluttonous beast or I am well done

13-November-2012 Tuesday
Abrasha, you know how I feel about you, if you are sent to Siberia, I will, of course, go with you, but you still need to buy a fur coat in advance

12-November-2012 Monday
An optimist is a person who, without a ruble in his pocket, orders an oyster, hoping to pay for it with a pearl found inside.

09-November-2012 Friday
Elena Berkova's husband tells his children that their mother is a pilot

08-November-2012 Thursday
Men walk not because they are males and bastards, but because all women are beautiful!

07-November-2012 Wednesday
Split personality is, of course, sad. However, if you need to move the sofa, two people are much more convenient...

06-November-2012 Tuesday
Love, romance... whatever one may say, the most long-awaited SMS is that the salary has been transferred!

02-November-2012 Friday
Papuans

01-November-2012 Thursday
At MEPhI: - Tell me, colleague, why did old women in headscarves begin to scurry around the territory of the institute? - And these are laboratory assistants from the Department of Theology ..

31-October-2012 Wednesday
Our salary is also becoming hybrid: half goes to gasoline, half to electricity

30-October-2012 Tuesday
Greetings

30-October-2012 Tuesday
All modern science cannot give an answer to a simple question: “Where to get the money?”

29-October-2012 Monday
- Dad, where is this flock of birds flying to? South? — To f@enyam. Everything flies to e@enyam, son.

26-October-2012 Friday
The best teacher in life is experience. Takes really expensive, but explains intelligibly!

25-October-2012 Thursday
Announcement at the entrance: Dear ladies, please make local lovers, neighbors have nowhere to park!

24-October-2012 Wednesday
You can contain everything... Tears... Anger... Pain... Love... But, bitch, laughter is impossible to contain!

23-October-2012 Tuesday
Domestic astronomers discovered a new planet and named it in honor of the president with an unprintable word

22-October-2012 Monday
At first, the fight was slow and sluggish, but the police arrived, knocked out a couple of doors and windows, and things went much more fun ...

19-October-2012 Friday
... A flock of Siberian Cranes circled over the Kremlin on a return visit

18-October-2012 Thursday
In order to create a family, I would like to meet a man! So that I can recognize you... hold a size 52 women's mink coat in your hands!

17-October-2012 Wednesday
Men ... They are so windy, so fickle: today one kisses, tomorrow - the other! ..

16-October-2012 Tuesday
While plumber Sidorov was walking home, inflation ate, drank and partially hid his pay

15-October-2012 Monday
Women get very upset when they open a closet with clothes and find that there are a lot of boyans and not a single creative

12-October-2012 Friday
On the fact of two absenteeism, I explain: on Monday morning I was drunk and beaten by my wife, so I was not at work, licked my wounds, and on Tuesday I beat my wife

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